hanum

a little donkey.
commonly mistaken with baby donkeys. However there is a specific size limit for a Hanum and it can not exceed this size and still retain its H status.

-hey did you see that Hanum running across the street?

-Yea i accidentally hit it

-dude you fuck up!

- that thing doesn't look like it's under 25 centimeters, it can't be a Hanum. CHILL OUT MAN

by sunshineray February 1, 2009

Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.

"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!

by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010

Turkish Handjob

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017

handjob

When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.

Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.

by Laxer23 January 5, 2008

Hanukkah Bush

A long haired vagina that is well groomed

My friend Dreenie was like hey lex wanna see my christmas tree and i was like no way man check this Hanukkah bush.

by LexTheBex December 9, 2008

hanucikiator

A machine that makes the Hanuciki people go to a better place. Not in heaven, but it sends them off to Mexico.

OMG! I am so happy, the hanucikiator took my parents!

by An anonymous person named Bob April 13, 2009