ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.

Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'

by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011

D-hack

To Run across a cop car front to back with full strides.

Did you see him d-hack that cop car?

by TheMiddler? October 4, 2011

Talent Hack

Literally no one’s name, it’s a company. It’s a sick company for sure, but like, as a name? It’d be weird if you had it. We wanted to make something more x-rated but, alas, this is an Instagram representing a company so, here we are.

"Would you do anything to participate in a trend?"
"Yes."
"Okay."

"Want to sit at this table for lunch?"
"No, I'm not cool enough to sit with Talent Hack"
"Yeah, you are. They're really nice to everyone"

by we literally wrote this today November 23, 2021

by Talent Hack November 23, 2021

Hack

A comedian that relies on unoriginal, obvious, and overused material. They get very few laughs other than awkward pity laughs.

Shuli from the Stern Show is the leader of the Hack Pack. His act is a piece of shit. He is a complete hack.

by AnitaBJ May 28, 2023

Hack

Hacks is hacking everything.

chick:kiss mother chicken hacker:kills chick

by AphabetZ January 21, 2023

Hack

1. A ride sharing ,

2.

wave you hang on the side of the road and wait for somebody to pull over and ask how much gas money you got.

Yo , shordy say she not coming, I'm just catch a hack

by anonymous January 28, 2023

Counter-hacking

A form of grey-hat hacking where hackers hunt down and bust petty script kiddies and amateur black-hat hackers. Often implies contractor work or the use of honeypot traps to bring malicious hackers to justice.

"Apparently, he was using his charity as a cover-up for his hacking endeavors. He got busted a few months ago in a massive counter-hacking operation and is now in jail. Good fucking riddance."

by Inlovewithabsol February 21, 2023