Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

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Dodgy Norton Hack

Getting ur xbox games onto another xbox

"Ere mate u gunna do that dodgy norton hack today so we can play COD on 3 way l8r"

by Blackcat69er March 25, 2020

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hack

to puke. usually caused by drinking to much alcohol

"that kid just had 14 shots of bacardi then hacked"

by robert allens August 17, 2009

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Hacked

What pussies use an an excuse for what weird shit they said/did

"I swear I was HACKED!!1!11 The hacker asked you for nudes not me1!"

"Sorry I was hacked so I didn't text back in a month :'("

by Eileen_dover25 November 13, 2020

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