hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz September 30, 2017

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

Hurted

The ed version of Hurt

Anyae got hurted

by HyperSword15 October 29, 2017

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017

Hurted

A past tense version of the word hurt.

Ouchy, that hurted.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017

him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries May 1, 2016