Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Drum Horny

When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.

Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.

by ConnerB October 3, 2007

Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.

Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!

by FidelAC April 28, 2010

Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

by The office of pmac August 20, 2021

horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny

you're such a horny virgin

by jesuisworm May 26, 2021

horny on main

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.

Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.

by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020

Uber Horny

When a girl so horny she's willing to pay for her own Uber

OMG Dude, She was uber horny last nite!!! ...She paid for her own Uber!!

by CDUB-HB November 18, 2015