Horns Ville

The best frickin site on the net foo!

Man, your site will never be like Horns Ville...

by Jimmy_Dean September 29, 2003

horn dog

the sexual act of shoving a jumbo hot dog up a man's ass hole then pulling it out then thrusting it into the womens pussy then forcing her to eat it.

me and shook just had a horn dog.

by sexySAMpenis October 24, 2010

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

horn-dog

A sexually active canine.
This term is commonly used in the "furry fandom."

"That pooch is a total horn-dog!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

by Douglas J. January 5, 2006

horn dawg

the word horn dawg comes from the latin word, hornh-dawg-aye which means:one who penetrates a male or female dog in the pooper.

I'm so fucking horny......... I think I'll go be a horn dawg with that huskie...

by poo-jar-o-mally November 29, 2004

horn ettiquette

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.

An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.

by bullet88 September 5, 2009