Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.

He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse

by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010

horsefish

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

by robcraine December 20, 2005

Horse Kick

A horse kick is a crude type of birth control. Usually used in times of need. However, research indicates the usage as early as the 16th century.

After doggy style intercourse, the female remains on all fours. The male than kicks her right in the crotch. The force of the kick should cause her legs to raise in the air. This causes her legs to kick backwards, similar to a horse kicking.

The theory is blunt force confuses the sperm, and they swim backwards and out the opening.

If your condom breaks, utilize the horse kick.

by Lil_Gazelle February 22, 2011

bad horse

verb: While a person is reading a letter, when a group of people stand behind the person and sing the contents of the letter to that person. Often done in costume.

Did you see the youtube video of Felicia Day getting bad horsed at PAX 08?

by N8y June 9, 2009

Giant horse cock

The giant horse cock is over 40 pounds
And is normally always visible and has to be on a Male horse

I like giant horse cock it's so big
Yeah I suck it all day

by Yes I am big brain October 10, 2020

Horse

Someone with a massive penis

Dami has a horse

Can she take the horse tho?

Did she take the whole horse?

by Horsebd1 December 19, 2013

horse fucked

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

by less indifference April 22, 2006