Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

Dick and Hairy

Man and woman

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"

by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011

hairy cherry

A girl has a hairy cherry when a guy has a hairy penis, and during intercourse the hair goes in her vigina

While having intercourse, the guy's hairy penis went in the girls vigina, giving her a hairy cherry

by paige -al November 26, 2006

Hairy cherry

When a dude ties cherry stems to his pubic hair.

John gave himself a hairy cherry after finishing his manhattan.

by madcatx November 7, 2011

hairy pussy

Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.

Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

hairy dana

the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.

ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...

gary: how did she take it?

ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..

gary: you're an asshole dude.

by sausage and egg mcbiddles October 14, 2009

Hairy Woodpecker

Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.

Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"

Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."

by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010