Hairy Nuggets

a man that has testicles that are like a jungle of hair

" Me and Thomas were getting it on until , I found out he had Hairy Nuggets

by TheLIngoNerd May 4, 2016

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

hairy cherry

A girl has a hairy cherry when a guy has a hairy penis, and during intercourse the hair goes in her vigina

While having intercourse, the guy's hairy penis went in the girls vigina, giving her a hairy cherry

by paige -al November 26, 2006

Hairy cherry

When a dude ties cherry stems to his pubic hair.

John gave himself a hairy cherry after finishing his manhattan.

by madcatx November 7, 2011

hairy pussy

Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.

Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

hairy dana

the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.

ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...

gary: how did she take it?

ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..

gary: you're an asshole dude.

by sausage and egg mcbiddles October 14, 2009