Hag

An old white lady that hates the idea of black and Mexican people enjoying life

Hag: I hate how that nigger is having fun andnim not
Me: shut up you stupid hag

by minkycok June 18, 2019

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 7, 2020

SAG Hag

A non-union actor who hangs out with union actors.

if you are non-union and have friends who are SAG, you’re a sag hag fr

by Masc91 March 11, 2022

hag

a cross between a slag and a hoe

leah jones is such a hag

by unknown1689 March 30, 2017

Hag

Hag is about an old person like yujin from clc

You stan a that hag?

by xiaorina May 18, 2022

Hag

an old lady, defined as evil or hideous

Omg, look at that hag!

by Johncena2016 January 8, 2017

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025