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Sigma Gym Incel

A type of Incel that gets no women's attention and has no clue how to talk with women, but with a twist.
First, this type of Incel usually works on himself to become the best version of himself, and usually they do these activities.
-Participates in Looksmaxxing
-Goes to the gym
-Takes care of himsel
-Does edging
-Takes daily showers

Sigma Incels also don't hate women; it's just the opposite. They love women, and they don't blame women for the reason they are single.
Most of them could easily pull a woman because they are usually handsome and very nice guys.
Sigma Gym Incel 1: Yo bro, that girl over there, she is SO cute. Look at that GYATTTT. I even saw that she was staring at me multiple times.

Sigma gym incel 2: GOD DAYYYYUMMMM THAT GYATTT IS UNREAL BUT IT'S NO GOOD, bro. We both don't know what to say to her; we have never talked to a woman before.

Both Sigma Gym Incels continue to stare at females, hoping they would come approach them, but as usual, it never happens.
and they both continue to live in loneliness forever.
by xxracth54xx November 20, 2023
mugGet the Sigma Gym Incelmug.

Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...
by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013
mugGet the Gym tourettesmug.

Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
mugGet the Gym Ratmug.

school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
mugGet the school gym bathroommug.

Gym

The best place one can possibly be to change. To be better. To be greater. To surpass his limitations and become strong and confident, but also a lot more happy. The gym is amazing because it teaches you so many things. Without hard work, there is no pay off. Without suffering, there is no salvation. I recommend it to 100% of the people of the planet. It can make anyone’s life 100% better but few people actually bother to try.
The gym is amazing. I get healthier, stronger and feel better overall. It has taught me that with hard work and with consistency, anything is possible
mugGet the Gymmug.

Gym Crew

don't forget the baltika 9!
by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003
mugGet the Gym Crewmug.

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
mugGet the Gym-Johnmug.

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