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Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc
by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008
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Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex
Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard
by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018
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fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."
by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009
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ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)
LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!
by Utonduragu June 16, 2008
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Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.
random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween
by winterheart May 16, 2014
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Insecurity guard

A private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he's contracted to supervise. Normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.

Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
Dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?

Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off
by Pancetta February 11, 2017
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Let His Guard Down

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.
by NickStone June 30, 2009
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