gobshite

The average Manchester United supporter.

Manchester United fan: 'ow many trophies have dirty leeds won aye lol?"
Me: Shut it you gobshite and go support Leyton Orient or some other team in London.

by The Mad Hatter 55 November 5, 2009

goosha

(noun):A female that can projectily ejaculate.

"oh.. You need to meet her, she's a goosha."

by shoVel July 26, 2003

Gooch

1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.

1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.

by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006

gooch

The precious area between a male scrotum and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.

Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes.

Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.

Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.

by cunthunter June 12, 2008

Gooch Football

Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.

"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle

"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle

"Hoof"

by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008

Gooch Breath

The smell of a gooch coming out of a someones mouth. The smell could be coming from the actual action of licking a gooch or something not discovered. For instance Ms. Graves has a chronic gooch breath. A wif of the terrible smell will not only ruin your day but burn a hole in your nose, similar to the affects of snorting crack.

Someone needs to tell her about her terrible gooch breath or I am going to punch her next time i smell it.

by Rick Leon Ault December 13, 2002

gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004