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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
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Gobbler

A sloppy fast blowjob very similar to those found in porn. Also could be another term for hookers.
She really likes the cock she just gobbles it up... Shes a Gobbler!

I paid the local Gobbler to swallow my load.
by High coyote November 24, 2017
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Gobbler

When walking behind a woman and her shorts are up her butt. When a woman’s ass is eating her shorts.
She’s wearing gobblers.
by Kobokie June 5, 2021
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Cock gobbler

Someone who loves to suck a lot of penis.
by Tonyosis July 27, 2021
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caulk gobbler

Hey didn’t you hear? Andrews mom is a caulk gobbler and she’s the best
by Women connoisseur July 6, 2021
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Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler
by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023
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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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