walk of glory

The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.

I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.

I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!

What an epic and empowering walk of glory.

by LingDanc803 July 04, 2023

a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 27, 2024

Trebuchets glory

When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room

“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”

by Jewslayer762 December 16, 2020

Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 06, 2022

Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.

Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different

Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!

by Sexyboy6969fme May 22, 2023