my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.

I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.

by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

half girlfriend

has potential to be a full girlfriend

my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now.

by kc from adams December 19, 2008

fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007

Girlfriend

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

girlfriend fever

Girlfriend fever is when u haven’t seen your girlfriend in a long time

I have girlfriend fever,, I miss my baby

by Datgoat January 1, 2020

Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.

Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

by BingusDingus December 5, 2019