by vqnessalvsgabe November 12, 2023

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe is a very violating person when it comes to sexual things. He will always want to hangout specifically to do something on the lines of fucking. Don’t worry though, he’s very kind and will treat you like a queen if you deserve it.
by gbandits June 25, 2020

Gabe is someone who is misunderstood as a person, looked down upon by others, no one understands what he feels inside, he has a voice but doesn’t use it often, he believes in the people he cares about, will go crazy if anyone crosses him or his brudas🦍💯, Ppl call Gabe a shark, honestly idk why Bc I can’t swim and I’m a human just like anyone else, Honestly the way Gabe feels is either your with him or against him.... there’s no neutral either you’re an ally or an opp
“Gabe isn’t a real ride or die for his Brudas”
“Yes he is”
“Lie again”
“Alright go cross one of his brudas, go ahead “
“Alright *tries one of his brudas, comes back with a bloody nose*”
“See I told you not to, “
Gabe:”Honestly only ppl I trust is the ppl I fw and my brudas... nobody else.”
“Yes he is”
“Lie again”
“Alright go cross one of his brudas, go ahead “
“Alright *tries one of his brudas, comes back with a bloody nose*”
“See I told you not to, “
Gabe:”Honestly only ppl I trust is the ppl I fw and my brudas... nobody else.”
by King_Gabe30 June 26, 2019

by Daddy265 June 5, 2021

Is weird but is funny. Can change drastacly in appereance orver set periods of time. Overall wholesome.
by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020
