Gabe

A 10/10 varsity baller with autism and a 14 inch penis

Gabe will take your varsity spot next year

by Leolsyng January 19, 2018

gabe the doggo

Woof

Woof Woof HOOOOOWL

"OMG IT'S THE MAGICAL DOGGO!"
R.I.P. Gabe the doggo

by I_Like_Mustache January 26, 2018

GABE

is a dirty snake..and loves to slither around girls.

my name is gabe and i try to get all the meat u can get and switch from girl to girl.

by jasjfcj February 6, 2017

Gabe

The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.

Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.

Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.

by glab.glab November 22, 2021

Gabe

a tall kid, usually with glasses. sometimes cool, usually nice. very loyal no matter what others put him through. he can be aggressive at times because of his bitch count, 0, otherwise known as a lack of bitches.

someone “Oh shit! gabes trying to talk to a girl” someone else “nah that nigga got 0 bitches”

by gay fortnite balls November 22, 2021

Gabed

The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.

Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”

by HennerzsNordzs November 23, 2021

Gabe

Has a massive hog and isn’t afraid of anything, gets loads of fanny, eats minge all day everyday

Gabe is a pussy eater

by Gahahsurudh November 23, 2021