Gabe

top 500 overwatch player

undoubtedly the best overwatch player on the face of the earth.”gabe”

by November 22, 2021

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 15, 2019

Gabe

Gabes are just fuck boys if you have a Gabe in your life cut them out!

Gabe is a fuck boy

by Connor RK800 November 07, 2019

Gabe

A really short genius who is super introverted and has really dark hair.

Go ask Gabe he'll know the answer.

by Tra$h Paπda June 12, 2019

Gabe

A combination of two words Gay and Babe to describe a very attractive homosexual.

"Dude, there's a total Gabe coming our way and he's so freakin' hot!" Or "Chris is a total Gabe!"

by Nikalatool March 01, 2024

Gabe

A Cheating ass-bitch with paper ass hair with a stick as a dick and gorilla ass hair.

Gabe = that one track runner who always will be second in everything he loves doing....and everyone he loves.

by Condom? October 01, 2019

Gabe

To have no money, being broke.

Ugh I spent so much money at the club last night and I have none left. I feel like such a Gabe!

by ebolah November 23, 2021