Gooning

Gooning is a new meme. where you bust/nut.

I hate it <3

friend 1: hey dude whatchu been up to?
friend 2: gooning
friend 1: to who?
friend 2: y-

WHY AM I MAKING THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME-

by VlazPlayz March 10, 2026

Gooning

It's where you get string and some gummy sweets and fashion yourself a brassiere in order to attract a mate.

Here have a goon on these tits. He was tangfantastically gooning her breasts

by TheWacoJacko March 23, 2026

goofing off

basically doing anything that you can physically do, like playing video games, climbing mountains, all the goof

person 1: hehehe
person 2: stop goofing off

by morting March 23, 2026

Gooningtaser

A type of person is an extreme gooner but has the characteristics to be a better man than they actually are

Hey you see what Adam just did! ? He’s a real gooningtaser

by Eggnogsds July 18, 2025

Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days

Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”

by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025

Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time

"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."

by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025

Goobington

Goobington, a joke for a friend

“THEY ARE EATING GOOBINGTONS!”

by GartSimpson July 27, 2025