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Germanware

Germanware is similar to the the ancient Chinese ceramics often referred to as "China". Germanware is composed of porcelain developed in Germany long after the first types of ceramics were made about 11,000 years ago, during the Palaeolithic era. Often confused with Chinaware because of the similar composite materials but the Germanware materials were developed solely in Germany.
"Your Germanware is esquisite." Stated the woman while examining her friends place setting at the dinner table.
by Dr. Rosenthal December 29, 2010
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german

The language that is a bit weird. I love you in german sounds more like I will hit you with a shovel.
English: Pen
German : KÜGELSCHREIBER
by PROACAN_ February 13, 2017
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doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
by venus88 September 21, 2009
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German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.
I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.
by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016
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Germany

A country of great culture. Beer, cars, women, and guns.

The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time.
The 20th Century would have been boring and uneventful without Germany.

FÜr Gott, Ehre, und Vaterland!
by Stahljäger April 14, 2006
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Germansplaining

Explanation of something by a German, typically to a Slav, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
- No, no, you don't understand. "Nein nein, Du verstehts nicht." You have to understand "Du muss verstehen", that we are telling you that you are wrong, because we know what is wrong and what is right, and naming it "Germansplaining" is wrong.

- Man, that is Germansplaining on a metalevel.
by iglistien May 6, 2022
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germansplaining

When Germans give unsolicited and often extremely superficial advice on complex sensitive issues not related to Germany to people of other nationalities, which they consider less developed than Germany.
- Oh, are you Ukrainian?! I'm so sorry... but let me say something: YOU SHOULD cede your territories to Russia FOR PEACE, man. Unfortunately, there is no alternative to negotiations...
- Thank you for germansplaining, it's priceless as usually.
by uln July 7, 2022
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