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Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.
by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
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FUNNY NEGRO

The funny negro is the black guy who thinks he's white.
by kyle the bard April 30, 2006
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funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance
I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone
by John August 14, 2003
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Doug Funny

The main character on the old Nickelodeon show "Doug". His best friend is Skeeter Valentine and his crush is Patty Mayonaise.
What ever happened to that awesome show Doug on Nick?
by DougAHole May 14, 2005
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Funny Story

1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.

mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.
Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...

Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.
by alwarming October 3, 2011
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very funny

John: I fucked Josie today!

Wendy: Very funny asshole...🖕🏻
by HottRodFucksYoMomma May 19, 2016
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funky banana

1)A person who is considered by many an amazingly cool person
2)A term used to descibe male genitals that dont meet required standards
1) I love him! he is a real funky banana!
2) eurgh! it even had brown puss spots on it,it was a right funky banana
by freeekay July 14, 2007
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