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fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
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Flushman

A freshman in high school or college who gets swirly's on the regular.
"When the seniors are board, they find a new "flushman" to initiate."
by dick jerkson March 30, 2015
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flussy

The opposite of camel toe.

It is a flat vagina where there is flatness to the jeans or leggings in the nether region.

Almost like hammer pants but wearing normal pants
"Flap-like" pouch near the crotch region
"Damn look at Sofia's flussy, that shit flappin' around like a flag in the wind"
"Shit! I could store a waterbottle in her flussy"
by ASAP SOAP NAZ December 5, 2017
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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.
"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
by Longbarrel May 27, 2009
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nerd-flushing

nerd-flushing is when you insert a cultural, social or scientific reference into a confirmation such that geeks, operating amongst the mundanes, feel obliged to acknowledge, thereby blowing their cover.
nerd-flushing usage: "She totally nerd-flushed me with that miniature giant space hamster reference."
by jb diGriz February 8, 2012
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Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.
Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.
by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012
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Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU
by Make TUD Great Again November 3, 2017
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