google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

Fatalist Fubarism

The Fatalist Fubarists are part of a devotional sect known as "Fatalist Fubarism". Which is comprised of people inbrought to the Fubarist religion (or had come to the recognise that our world being f*cked up beyond any recognition) via their belief in fatalism The doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable necessity, or determined in advance in such a way that human beings cannot change them.

The practitioner Icarous of the Fatalist Fubarist sect mentioned to his pal Cheyenne that the world was f*cked up beyond any recognition because all events are subject to fate and human beings cannot change them.

Cheyenne mentioned to Icarous that this Fatalist Fubarism was totally a Debbie Downer.

by Fubarism October 22, 2020

Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

Jackson Faber

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air

by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023