life

a lie

wanna hear a joke? my life.

by DanDoesRandomStuff April 25, 2019

Life

A big ol' mistake

"Doesn't it suck to be alive" she asked
"yeah. Life is a mistake" he responded

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson January 23, 2018

life

Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.

Dad: You should get a taste of life!
Son: Oh god no.

by \|/ January 8, 2017

Life

Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you

((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))

What am I doing with my life?
Wdym? Where?

by It was a lie January 31, 2019

Life

I fucking hate it

Life

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

life

when someone asks how your doing, and your not doing good or bad just normal, so you say "life". When someone asks where the bathroom is and you don't wanna answer so you say "life"

"hey do you know where to get icecream?"
"life."

by ahfukajshfk October 17, 2017

Life

The answer to Life is simple. 42

The answer to life took me 100 years to calculate and it is exactly no. 42.

by Charger Thorson July 20, 2015