Foot Fucked

The heart breaking result of what happens to a beautiful pristine snow covered lawn two minutes after children and insensitive moronic bastards get to it.

The snow was gorgeous until the kids foot fucked it.

by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009

foot soldier

a "foot" fetish to please a homosexual. When a man inserts his entire foot up another man's asshole.

The faggot loved feet so much that he would pay men (foot soldiers) to shove their feet up his ass. He screamed in agonizing pain as Henry's toes cracked through his rectum.

by steven dalal May 5, 2005

foot in mouth disease

Chronic misuse of slang,and grammatical errors when speaking.

Wow ,Jessie's speech sure was a foot in mouth disease disaster!

by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

foot job

A manual job that can be performed without any machinery or industrial vehicles. A job that can be done on foot.

My dad does foot jobs for the lads when his work is quiet

by darth-canid November 20, 2020

Foot Fetish

Creepy old men will seriously pay me money on a website to watch my feet... I make 5 dollars a minute, WTF is hot about feet???

I feel there is no reason to explain further.

Hey man I really want to rub off on your feet because I have a foot fetish.

by Matthew Alex October 21, 2011

foot stomper

One that walks with loud stomping steps, Foot Stompers usually ruin their shoes quite often!

Man, bossman is a foot stomper especially when he is in a hurry!

by mgwalk December 1, 2006

foot hag

a deformation on one's foot; i.e. a bunion

I need surgery because I have a foot hag that is killing me.

by Anonymous May 23, 2002