Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."

Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.

by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017

faux-urbanizer

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.

Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!

by Mama Wheelie January 14, 2016

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”

My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.

by DJ Kran August 16, 2018

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

Zak Faux

THE MOST PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD

i’m in love with Zak Faux!

by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020

faux snap

Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy

I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.

Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!

by Grash0per February 22, 2018