An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
by Sir. B December 5, 2021

The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.
Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.
by bleeping_lifeboat223 October 8, 2024

by Praia April 20, 2019

by Marvina April 18, 2019

Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.
Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
by Zurgy September 23, 2024

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

by anonymous January 16, 2023
