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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

fortnite is a shitty game and when you play it you would want to shoot up a school when you see your kid playing it you would want to hit him if you see anyone play it you wold want to snap there neck kill their whole family but leave one so they can suffer.
is that FORTNITE
by FORTNITE KILLER June 13, 2019
mugGet the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

No
by Bigdaddy4206969696969 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Fat ass 9 ur olds that think fortnite is the new future dat every 6th grader talks about.
Wanan playeee fortnite?
by Succmaicock July 3, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

kid 1: wanna play fortnite
kid 2: okay but watch out I’ll kick ur ass
by urhandstink January 21, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

a game that causes niggas to loose there girls and grabs all of their attention

its also played by ugly ass niggas who have nothing better to do in life
little do they know there girlfriend is on ft with her side while he is playing with his bros.
by bahdbahieee May 24, 2018
mugGet the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

by SirYeetly February 17, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

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