February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

by Oopsksks February 3, 2020

febuary 18

the least appreciated member of bts but the most joyful with his happy dances and makes everyone smile with his cute ness our boy j-hope our sunshine because hes always happy no matter what

hey today is our sunshines birthday

really what is today

its febuary 18 wdym how can you forget

by jocelyn romero October 8, 2020

february 18th

today is the day the legend jhope of bts was born . we must all drink sprite

dude: hey its february 18th , you know what that means
other dude : WE MUST ALL DRINK SPRITE

by dnsud October 16, 2019

February 20

February #20 the day where people with big dicks are born that deserve hot girls

February 20 holy shit sweetheart your hot holy shot honey u have a big dick

by Bobber December 7, 2019

February 5th

National Do whatever you want with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day.

Hey, guess what? Its February 5th! We can do whatever we want with our boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Snowflurry_21 November 6, 2019

february 14

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries

girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty

by bigsnothoe November 2, 2019

February 9th

A day for a girl or boy to get fucked and have the time of there life.

If you don't have the best day of your life just order a pizza.
Invite people to your house and have a pizza party.

dude#1: bro it was my girls birthday yesterday on the February 9th.
dude#2: that cool what you do
dude#1: something in the bed

by lillygirl1234 December 6, 2019