Falke

A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.

Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.

by Granatgevar December 29, 2019

fallen angels

Angels that have sinned, and fallen out of heaven, wings stripped off their backs, and they are cursed to walk the earth, with a want to possess human bodies. You can tell if they have a large, V shaped scar running from the lower shoulder blade, to the small of the back. By touching the scars, you see into the fallen angels past.

The fallen angels tried to kill me!

by KiriBakuShipper February 19, 2020

False Lie

When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.

Bill didn’t watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didn’t watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.

by Koshinku September 15, 2020

The Fallen Aeon

A youtube celebrity wannabe who thinks he's really good at making montages, but actually fails. He is also a tryhard and fails to recognize his insignificance.

Danny: Hey dude, did you see The Fallen Aeon kid's new montage?
John: Yeah, it sucked. Probably took him 2 weeks of playing to compile that poor excuse for a montage.

by TeamF July 19, 2010

false whorenow

A girl who by looks or attitude appears to be a whorenow but is not. Almost all dispositions are shared with the whorenow, except that instead of being uppity and bitchy, the false whorenow is hyperactive and superfriendly.

It is not unusual for false whorenows to be interested in or even obsessed with religion.

May or may not be a slutfor.

-see whorenow
-see slutfor

Susan may be nice, but she's still materialistic and ditzy. What a false whorenow...

by Roadcone February 1, 2006

False Blackism

The act of a white person attempting to portray himself/herself as a black person.

"Bobby sure does like wearing his pants down to his knees."

"Yeah! Someone should nab him for false blackism!"

by Varstix April 1, 2008

False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.

*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.

by ALF613 May 3, 2010