eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

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Ev aids

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Everyone gets it. Even if u didn’t want it. Wether u like it or not.

Ew I got ev aids

by Unkownguyishere June 28, 2021

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eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.

You are an eve nig apple

by Person August 12, 2017

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The best girl you could ask for. shes the most adorable thing you will ever see, even if she denys it constantly but she knows whats coming. shes super nice and sweet and will be there for you whenever 24/7. shes taken so anyone who trys some shit will get there shit slapped silly!

Person 1: eve is such a hottie like god damn
Theo: you better back off punk >:(

by SillyBoyTheo May 2, 2020

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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

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