Man from earth 

The main character of the movie of same name who has escaped the process of aging and is now immortal and is 14000 years

Me:whats your name?
Random guy:john youngman
Me:man from earth

Man from earth by Doctorcrazy089 May 14, 2021

Walking the earth

It is a phrase used to justify how you know something.

I know that Oxygen’s atomic weight is 16 amu just by walking the earth

Walking the earth by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

wave to earth 

wave to earth is a south korean band, composed 3 member : daniel,dongkyu and johncha.
ps : come to france !!!!

wave to earth is an incredible band who deserve mo recognization

wave to earth by wavetoearthluv May 20, 2023

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth 

and thats john!

john is the biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth agree with me pls

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth by super chad March 15, 2022

Journey to the center of the earth

When a man digs down to his pant's pocket in the hopes of masturbating though the hole

"I caught Jeremy taking a Journey to the center of the earth"

Journey to the center of the earth by Mr.Twizzy May 2, 2022

mother earth 

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

mother earth by we found a problem October 23, 2007

flat earth 

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.

We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class

flat earth by potato_in_my_anus January 30, 2016