English Ignorance 

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.

I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.

English Ignorance by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021

English Dentist 

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

English Dentist by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

English pig 

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

English pig by PucklineJesus June 25, 2021

English A Levels 

Suicide.

Joe: I’m gonna take English A Levels
Mama: Oh no! Are you ok???

English A Levels by Taco_Jesus October 7, 2021

English Teabagging 

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

English Teabagging by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

English Duffle Coat 

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

English Duffle Coat by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

English Duffle Coat 

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.

Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

English Duffle Coat by CyQouT. November 16, 2021