A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.
by jpg20369 December 25, 2018
Get the Petroleum Transference Engineermug. Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
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The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
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Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
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by 32121 December 21, 2017
Get the Lada engine is startingmug. by thanos is power July 13, 2014
Get the chaos enginemug. The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."
by wonderaround September 19, 2012
Get the Social Engineermug. by DemDankMemz October 3, 2018
Get the Thomas The Tank Enginemug. An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
by Erik December 11, 2003
Get the Ghetto Engineering Tacticsmug. When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).
This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"
You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."
SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"
You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."
SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"
You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
by AIChE September 5, 2016
Get the chemical process engineermug.