Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.

Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."

by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

Dylan

If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton

Dylan is gonna rush alfie burton

by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022

Dylan

Brown coward who can’t get a white girl

Dang,he’s such a dylan

by What is life 666 April 11, 2018

Dylan

Acts depressed ONLY for attention. Usually Asian.

"Did you see Dylan's nonexistent eyes the other days"

"That's a lil racist"

by 69illuminati November 23, 2017

Dylan

A disgusting dickhead of a person . Treats girls like shit and is a mayjor pretty boy . He is most likely the most “popular” of his friend group when in reality no one likes him and he bullies his mates .

You are such a Dylan !

by Serinagrace October 20, 2018

Dylan

Dude with massive Penis, large biceps and will fuck any black dude that tries to fuck with him.

Girl: Dude Dylan has such a massive COCK.

Black Guy: I Know...

by DYlan Is MASSIVE February 6, 2017