by What is life 666 April 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Hes the person that friends would say hes gay but nah hes just an awsome friend, he would be one of the best friends youll ever have...
by Bubbly10k October 26, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a guy who can be annoying sometimes but really nice. He would be someone who could really make your day with either good or bad jokes. He's always there for his friends and he's always positive. Most of the time, a Dylan has obsession of either sports,TV or even his hair. He's very loving and cares a lot about his friends. He's the type of guy that can talk to anybody but his crush. He is extremely silly, but he is also a very sweet.
Dylan is a nut???
by Rebecca.flapppybird December 7, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.