Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016

Doubting Dragon

A phenomenon where someone believes they haven't taken a hit, because the draw was so smooth; resulting in the smoker performing the Doubting Dragon, where smoke billows from their nostrils and mouth whilst voicing these concerns.

*Takes massive hit*
Smoker: "Oh no, I didn't get anything!? Did it work??"
*Meanwhile, smoke is billowing out of their nostrils and mouth like a Doubting Dragon *

by sCotLandtheBrave December 29, 2016

Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!

Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!

by Tent peg February 21, 2017

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 13, 2017

douet

A big-dicked Indian guy who his smooth with the ladies. He treats women with respect but once he feels unwanted he will lose interest. He is also very ambitious and successfull; a perfect man.

Why do every girl likes you? You're such a douet.

by barbie-xo July 12, 2017

Doritos

A great tasting brand of chips. Also MLG.

I love to eat Doritos.

by MOTHERF***** July 18, 2017

Doit

doi-t When someone is so stupid that they transcend to another level. Ruder than stupid or idiot.

"You doit!"

by 15minuteparking September 6, 2017