Doom

A street performer dressing up with a bucket, hoping for people to give them money.

Don’t give that doom any money.

by Logarithms1 July 5, 2025

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doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

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DOOMED

SHOOKETH to the core.

I am DOOMED

by gracegiffy January 20, 2023

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DOOM

The best fucking game franchise ever created with the most badass protagonist in media absolutely whooping satan's ass negative diff.

Low IQ guy: I hate DOOM
Epic based guy: Motherfucker stfu

by Gurtrug May 24, 2024

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multidimensional dong of doom

a hot dog with capabilties of traversing dimensions due to the all of the toppings and how much it is loaded up

This dude needs to be stopped, he just scarfed down a multidimensional dong of doom

by dong dictionary July 4, 2025

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To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

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