Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.

X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.

by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012

Squatted truck disease

squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.

Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.

I always knew the sped kid would get squatted truck disease

by DozenthPear8905 September 13, 2021

Alcoholzheimer's Disease

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.

I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?

by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007

pelican disease

when your mouth is bigger than your ass

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.

by eviljeasus February 3, 2008

Brain Disease

To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.

Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?

Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!

by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008

Nehmy Disease

A disease that is spread when a human being is in contact with Nehmy ( A gay piece of fucks who enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls . He also likes having sex with dogs and cats).
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.

"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania

by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018