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temporal disorientation

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
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THE most powerful form of the word "whom".
Whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y has taken my aple.
by ThatWeirdAple October 24, 2019
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DiscoStick(TM)

A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.

US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.

It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:

"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"

Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
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disco shit

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.
"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."
by cptncoleian April 24, 2006
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discord admin

A pretentious hypocrite who babysits 13 year olds for 10 hours every day
frank: hey, did you know that I'm a discord admin?
tom: nice, how many people have you banned for insulting your e-girl today?
by p_madness July 5, 2020
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Dissapiobtad

If you come to the conclusion that a girl doesn’t like you, after months of having a hopeless delusion that she does.
I’m dissapiobtad. She doesn’t like me.
by Jack Weller January 14, 2018
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Internet Disco

When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.
Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet
by slavicpies December 9, 2018
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