darya the npc

delulu Felix stan and reads Felix wattpad fan fictions and very very very npc

darya the npc: guys, I- I- re- read a Felix ff called "when a mafia kidnaps u"
geng: CAN U FUCKING STFU

by yomamaisyummy May 20, 2023

Danyar

A title bestowed upon few individuals. It's name holds the weight and prestige of all previous people appointed Danyar previously starting with "Pope Danyar the first"

The title literally means "Maybe Wise" and people branded with this title take on the identity of "Danyar"

"We hereby appoint you as Danyar. You're old life no longer exists. You are now and forever Danyar. You are not as cool as you think you are"

by TacoPope July 25, 2023

danyar

very cute cutie patootie cutie cute cutie cutie cutie cute cutie patootie cutie patootie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie patootie patootie patootie patootie cute cute cute boyy

BOOOOMBACLAAAAAAT! THAT GYALAMA DANYAR IS SOO CUTE patootie

by master of masterbaiter September 15, 2023

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Wasteman

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.

Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back

by Lockitt January 26, 2024

Database Normalisation

EACH ATTRIBUTE SHOULD DEPEND ON
1 THE KEY
2 THE WHOLE KEY
3 NOTHING BUT THE KEY
SO HELP ME CODD!

Who up playing with they Database Normalisation?

Oh silly me, the steps for Database Normalisation are so easy to remember!

by FLEMDOG February 1, 2024

datacomplex

A somewhat high-end compound designed for data engineers to collectedly live and earn that good tech money, in hopes of living a meaningful and expensive lifestyle to escape the reality of having to stare more than 8 hours at a terminal for a living. This co-living helps data engineers escape from the no-sex reality of their tech jobs.

"I just landed a new remote job, I will be moving to a new datacomplex in Spain with Steven and Joe"

by Paulvlc February 9, 2024