Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum

yummy.

Man dannys cum is the best

by Lookherenick September 13, 2021

Cum

It is usually sugary and not salty so i dont recommend drinking it but if you want to thats kinda so dont you little fat shit

I like horse cum it makes me jizz

by Youruncle(see me tonight:) September 14, 2021

Cum

Uh uh harder

Him:ok *goes harder and faster
Ahhh~ *moans*

Both cums so ya that's explains cum

Sup cum fuck me call me my number is 439 834 9875

by You r crusty4 September 19, 2021

Cum

Stop looking this up in urban dictionary. Go get help perv

When you look up cum in the urban dictionary bc ur a perv and need jesus

by CrustyEmoFromWhoville September 26, 2021

Cum

Maggots from your balls

I'm gonna cum

by Mmmgoodcheese September 26, 2021

Cum

Special milk that cums out of your mom whenever she says "Eat your vegetables" This milk is very good for your health and it gives you super powers like invisibility and telekinesis.

"I love drinking my moms cum because it makes me feel strong"

by Catraisfruity September 28, 2021