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cum

A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.
A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls
by kaguyadoujin December 9, 2019
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cum gambit

The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten
opponent: plays the cum gambit

Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit
by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021
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Cum penguin

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
by That fuck boi February 17, 2017
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Cum Niall

by Thinking in Pzza August 7, 2021
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cum powder

The golden dust that out lord and saviour Dre Drexler mixes with urine to produce a delicious nectar that he consumes and then regurgitates back us....his children.

Discovered by our brave soldiers Cody Ko and Noel Miller
Cody: Dude, you're drinking cum powder?! EW DUDE!
Noel: WHAT THE FUCK!
by Clooog October 31, 2019
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lemon cum

The proper term for the sour juices excreted by a compressed lemon boi. Lemon cum is by all means... the nectar of life. Also it’s good lube.
Person 1: I can’t wait to chug half a gallon of straight lemon juice when I get home fukkkkk
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
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cum shirt

A shirt you cum into when masturbating
Jake threw his cum shirt on Mitchell's face. lmao.
by Tahama October 26, 2010
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