Crypto Island

The new Epstein Island.

Man, I hope Crypto Island is just a scam and not a real island.

by RandomBoi42069 February 5, 2022

cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

by slattimusprime December 14, 2021

Cryptorunner

An alternative term for a net-runner. A cyberpunk character trope of a security and cryptography obsessed hacker. A Cryptorunner would be typically anti-corporate and anti-government as opposed to the more generic term of netrunner which could include corpo shills.

C0xG0A7 is an ace cryptorunner. They hack through black ICE like its a paywall.

by Chance Wees February 10, 2022

cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Crypto-White

Noun
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.

Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.

by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022

Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

crypto terraverse

That in which cryptocurrency blockchains reside

the universe engulfs planets as the crypto terraverse engulfs blockchains

by Ryley Carpenter November 13, 2022