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Credo

1- Godly, manly, funny, sexy. co-creater of Hudson Valley Media.com

2- impressive, amazing
That guy over there is so Credo!

I use Hudson Valley Media all the time to get Credo pictures taken of myself!!!!
by Snomis February 4, 2010
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credulence

Credulence: the state of having a viable credit status in the midst of an economic disaster.
"While his neighbors dodged repo men, Gordon smugly bragged about his credulence in the middle of the 21st century's first recession."
by FrankyJames December 23, 2009
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Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.
Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
by pleasedont July 14, 2009
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credit cunt

People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.
Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."

Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"
by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008
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puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
by Roger E December 5, 2007
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Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
by jtbillings June 21, 2011
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Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
by god July 5, 2009
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