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Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you
God i wish he could be my creamy santa
by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
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Creamy

adj./n./adv./v. - A phrase to be used to express a feeling of unease and discomfort in social contexts. This is utilized often with budding relationships and introduction to new individuals.
"Hey, Katie! How did your date go with Jack?"
"Ehh...it was pretty uncomfortable to be honest. He acted so creamy when trying to hold my hand."
"Shoot! If only he was just crunchier about it all we would be fine."

"I acted so CREAMY around Sarah!"
"It's ok, Izzie, you'll be more comfortable next time!"
by EASYBAKEITUP May 2, 2018
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Creamy Crotch

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.
Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend
by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017
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Creamy baby

"Looks at that creamy baby"
"What the fuck did you just say?"
by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019
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Creamy Burrito

When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 7, 2018
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creamy snow

Kinda like a golden shower but with jizz.
My girlfriend was asleep but I was horny so I just gave her some creamy snow.bukake
by 69%pussydestroyer%68+1 June 9, 2014
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Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.
by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019
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