Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

Im crayon

A term first used in ugly streamer "Yusuf7n" chat by a unknown user who said "Ts so funny I'm crayon😭🖍️" The term later gained popularity In his chat sometimes used by his overweight and hideous mod by the name of "Dufib"

Ts so funny im crayon😭🖍️

by yusuf7nloverandhater June 24, 2025

Flat Crayon

Someone that is not very intelligent

"Wouldn't you agree that Madison is a flat crayon?"

by Flat Crayon January 2, 2026

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Brows By Crayola

The term used to describe an individual who draws on his/her eyebrows very thick and unnaturally dark, almost as if he/she used melted crayon wax to fill them in. Normally seen in a color palette quite different than the color of one's natural hair.

"Hey, how is Barbra holding up after the waxing accident ?"
"Dude, it's bad. You wouldn't be able to even recognize her. Serious brows by Crayola."

brows eyebrows

by isyee13 September 4, 2016

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022