Cousin Kisser

A person who can not tell the difference between a girlfriend and a cousin

My uncle is a cousin kisser. And he touches me

by A dog took my phone November 25, 2018

Cousins

A group of real ass people who at all times will be foolin and boolin.

This group consist of the members -
Aaron, Devin, Ian, Conor, Justin, AJ, Jackson, Dylan, Jacob, and Ted.
And occasionally Sydney, Shaun, Timmy, Reggie, and Kenny.

Damn... we really are those mf'in cousins.

by WeDemFurginCousins November 12, 2018

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018

cousin

You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.

My damn cousin

by Lindee August 24, 2018

Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018