counterballs

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

ur country bisexual

A soulcrushing comeback to "ur mom gay"

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur granny tranny

me: ur country bisexual

by AI Goalies May 29, 2018

Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.

Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.

by Gar Grim June 16, 2018

New Country

A hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. It's nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud bass. Introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are V-neck, Buckle-Jean-wearing bozos like Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rett, and Jason Aldean.

Man: Dude, I love country music.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.

by block bros. April 6, 2017

Country Roads

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.

Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019

country matters

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

by [e-mail] February 22, 2009

Conter stirk

Most popular online game in Somalia

I selled my wife for internet connection for play Conter stirk

by kontoculai March 9, 2019