Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023

Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.

Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.

by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025

Corporate

Jan Levinson from The Office

Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?

Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Corporal fowler

Corporal fowler is the supreme being on planet America.

Corporal fowler may i request to go to the head.

by Stevenspielbum February 10, 2017

Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.

Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Losh@ty Corporation

when you're too broke for lobotomy corporation so you make a super bad version in roblos (also can be a name for your friend group)

example1:
Oh shit i dont have enough to buy lobocorp, well looks like im gonna have to make Losh@ty Corporation..

example2:
GUYS HOP ON LOSH@TY CORPORATION I HAVE HARVESTED FRESH MEMES. THESE WILL PROVIDE 8000 ENKEPHALINS TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM😊

by communist4980984 April 18, 2024

Corporate Damage

Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.

Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."

by MyBeach April 6, 2021