corcoise

the carcass of a porpoise.
a porpoise carcass.

after drinking 8 shots of absinthe and a bunch of ketamine, i somehow woke up on the coast of nicaragua laying in a corcoise.

by chester January 14, 2004

Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

Corporatation

The conditioning of a people into seeing themselves as financial units of corporations rather than citizenry

The redefining of the citizen as 'stakeholder' has resulted in greater corporatation of the people.

by sageistor March 24, 2011

Corporupt

Combination of "Corporate" and "Corrupt" to a pun.
In essence it's to be corrupt by ideology or design, and serve corporations regardless of ethics and consequences.

Examples: Fox News, Mitt Romney (R), and anyone supporting SOPA, PIPA, or NDAA.
Mitt Romney said "Corporations are people" with true conviction, therefore he is corporupt.
Fox News serves their corporate owners rather than their viewers, and is a fairly unbalanced corporupt propaganda machine.

by GulleLars January 5, 2012

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

corporatesophere

The corporate world, comprising people who work in corporations.

Running my own business is a great improvement to working in the corporatesophere

by AlanAlanAlan November 24, 2013

Corporate Tai Chi

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.

I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...

by Stesio December 27, 2013