Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"

Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"

by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006

balling out of control

Possesing monetary means that other individuals are unaccustomed to.

"Shit dog, they pop so much crys they're balling out of control."

by Alkan March 29, 2003

contraception

A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is

children are the best form of contraception

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

contingency

absence of certainty in events, a possibility (n)

The new multi-storeyed hotel was questioned on its contingency evacuation plans in the wake of a disaster.

by Sana_m April 16, 2010

contra

Originally an Arcade game, it is best known as the best Run 'n gun NES game, if not the best Run 'n gun game of all time. It is also the first time the Konami code ever appeared in a video game.

Retard-"Contra is so old, it can't compare to awesome graphics of the Xbox."
Me-"Too bad graphics don't matter, you retard. Contra is the best game ever, and it's worth more money than you."

by Emennius January 16, 2004

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005